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I fought the war but the war won't STOP for the love of God
I fought the war but the WAR WON!
57 Varieties. Not to be outdone by Heinz, Samuel L Jackson has tweeted 57 different spellings of the word motherf— since joining Twitter in October 2011. Entertainment Weekly dutifully compiled the list:  AmughphuqqinvengersMaaadaaahfaaahkaaaahzMahfahkkaMahfakkaMahpfauccauhsMahphakkaMAVENGERFUQQASMAVENGERPFUQQAHSMawphakkasMoneyfondlerMotherfuckerMoughoucccahMoughpfuccaMoughuqqasMoupfaccaMoupfouqaMoupfuccuhMuffpfukahMuffughccinMuffukanessMufuggasMughfughquahsMughpfakkuhMughpfukkasMughpfukkuhMughphughkughzzMughuqqaMuh fukkaMuhfuckaMuhfuggaMuhfuggahhhhMuhfugginMuhfukaMuhfukkaMuhfukkahMuhfukkinMuhfuqasMuhfuqinMuhpfakkahMupfuhqeuhsMotherfuckingMutha fuqeuMuthafuckaMuhphuggasMuthafugaMuthafukkaMuthafukkin’MuthaphuccaMuthavengerMuthughpfuccahzMuthughphoukkaMuthupfuqasMuttuhfukkuhMutuphukasMuughuuqaMuuphuuccahsMyfollowfukkas
silentlyyell: Indian Cobra.
conflictingheart: Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world I feel like I can’t take it, like my heart’s going to cave in. ~ American Beauty
Skwisgaar: I wants to fly in on the dragon! How many times do I have to tell these people's!
Roadie: There is no dragon
Skwisgaar: I know that's what I'm telling you! What are you doing here? Go! Go get one!
Roadie: They dont have dragons
Skwisgaar: They're out of dragons?
Roadie: They never had dragons
Skwisgaar: Who never had dragons?
Roadie: The world!
Skwisgaar: Get this guy out of here! Somebody find me a dragon!
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